I am sure somewhere it be written down
That chastity is still a virtue found
In maidens whom will soon be wed
To learn of sex in their marriage bed.
Aye, in some place that must be true
Where many men have balls of blue
From waiting for that first delightful touch--
But then, I doubt they really wait that much.
For a single hand will do the trick
And that may ease a swollen...stick
So when the time doth finally come
Our lonely hero will at last get some
Of what he has desired all this time--
That sweet taste of love, be it so sublime.